Welcome to Mayhem's Home

Where Chaos Meets Cuddles

We're the last stop for the oafs that just can't decide if they're heroes-in-training, or chaos gremlins hovering somewhere between chaotic-neutral and bonafide henchmen. They're unruly, loud, and lovable. We rehabilitate them with tough love and structure, turning out some of Oregon's best Emotional Support Sidekicks!

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Underdog Success Stories

From chaos to cuddle-bugs: Meet the legends of Mayhem’s Home.

Wiley -AKA- Land Whale

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Featured in: the Mayhem Times

Wiley was a gift for an elderly woman before the passing of her husband. A precious last memory, she was permitted to do what every wild puppy would do when over loved and under disciplined...

Katie -AKA- Land Seal

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Adopted! Congratulations to her new family

Katie was a villain's dream. Her voice could level a nervous system with one seal-like wail from her oversized snout. Facing prison for her loud mouth ways, Katie came to us for rehab, where she found her forever home.

Alder & Douglas -AKA- The Spider Twins

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Still looking for their superhero assignment

The wall-climbing, roof-dwellers who are always on the radar of some agency. Counter-surfing, hole digging, couch squatters... Almost straight 2 years of chaos, until they decided to mellow out and look for their forever home.

Save the City From Drowning in Pets

The Catty Cat Clan is at it again!!!

They're going around jacking up the cost of spay and neuter services so that well-meaning families can't afford to be responsible pet parents. The average spay of a cat is now starting at $200, dogs are $300 or more!! The cycle of pet overpopulation is threatening to drown the city, where resources have seen major cuts due to budget limitations. Support our mission to help low income families access the much needed services to stop overpopulation where it starts.

Save the City, Click here donate to the Fix it Fund so we can continue our mission to reduce the unwanted pet population in Eugene at the source!

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